" The great thing about sleeping with a midget is that first you get to have sex with them and then you can use them as a pillow. Those little midgets have it so easy. Sometimes when I see one, I want to chase it. I don't want to scare them, but I want to hold them and cuddle them. Mostly I would like one for the carpool lane.
I guess what I'm trying to say is this: If you want something bad enough, you just have to go after it."
- Chelsea Handler, My Horizontal Life
Hahaha, I'm reading one of Chelsea Handler's books. I don't even know the word for her cause she's a little bit more than funny or hilarious. If there was a word for 'hilarious' and 'real' put together, I guess that would be it! Just looked at one of those articles that show in a line on Yahoo.com and the headline says "In most U.S. states, one in four are obese." God we're all fat lards. Jesus. And I lose weight by accident without even meaning or wanting to. Wtf.
Anyways this is a really good song, and it has Hermione
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