Wednesday, October 27, 2010

WTTR


"She definitely has the capacity to not be alone, to trust people, and let people in. That's good for any girl—that basic idea that you have to like yourself to have other people like you or love you. It's a big problem for girls, just innately. It's good for that, really good for that."


10/29

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

sh*t my boyfriend says

Cosmopolitan Magazine (November 2010)


"An ex asked me, 'Do you get off when you insert a tampon?'"

"When I first started dating my boyfriend, we were in the middle of having sex when he suddently shouted, 'Mary and Jimmy. Our children's names should be Mary and Jimmy.'"

"My boyfriend told me that I was 'the best thing since toilet paper.' Romantic... kind of?"

"When my boyfriend couldn't find a movie suggestion he liked on Netflix, he said, 'This is depressing. We should just have sex."

"We were sitting on the couch, and my guy looked at me and said, 'Your head looks like an onion.' When he saw the horrified look on my face, he tried unsuccessfully to backpedal and explain, 'No, I mean, it's just, you know, really round.'"

"A few years after my ex and I started dating, we reminisced about the night we met at my sorority formal. I told him something about how cute he looked, and then he said, 'I thought you were a lesbian.' Uh, not what I was expecting. He tried to explain by saying, 'You were too pretty to not have a date , so I thought maybe you weren't into guys.' Yeah, I never let him forget that one."
[story of my life]

"I was on my period, and he really wanted to have sex. I wasn't that comfortable with it, so I told him no. He replied, 'Can't you like, make it stop for a few minutes or something?'"

"My ex and I were watching a television show that featured a pregnant character, and he blurted out, 'I'm so jealous of women. I wish I could carry a child!'"

"We were in bed when he wrapped his arms and legs around me and yelled, 'I'm Spiderman, and now you're trapped in my web!'"





Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

toast


Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... The ones who see things differently -- They're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do...



Saturday, October 9, 2010

"I've never felt this way about anyone... I want to do something for her! But what?"


"Well, there's the usual. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep..."





Thursday, October 7, 2010

shocking news

Shocking news after shocking news. Some is shockingly [good] and some shockingly [bad]. I think I feel equally happy and alarmed about both!

So happy because someone is FINALLY officially making it not okay to harass people. Which should've been done AGES ago, (hence the word HARASS) when James Dean ran his little car off a cliff. (From paparazzi, I think.) So, it's this "action shot" thing, right? They want a rise out of people so that they can get the big paying shot. But taking pictures up a girl's skirt and then getting punched in the face by her fiance, and following someone around in 5 cars all day long is just fucking pathetic. I wonder if their moms know what they're doing for work.

So alarmed because 1 in 5 gay men in major cities have HIV now...... What. the. fuck. 1 in 5? And apparently most of them don't even know they have it? This is a bit extra shocking for me because a lot of gay men pretend that they're not gay, and have sex with women. Kill me, but it's true. So all the women are getting it as well. And this is all because no one wants to wear condoms anymore and relies on the pill. But still insists on screwing as many people as they want. (Which used to be cool back when HIV, and all this other shit out here wasn't an issue) This is so scary it honestly baffles me! It makes me want to go sit in a corner forever. Maybe I will.

Some person left a comment about the HIV issue that I totally agree with:
"EVERYBODY - gay, straight, bi, whatever - needs to stop sleeping around so fu**ing much. Condoms help, but they aren't full proof. I'm not conservative or a prude by any means, but people have sex and jump from partner to partner like it's nothing. Maybe if everybody spent a little more time focusing on themselves instead of getting laid, we'd all be healthier and happier."